the bigger the case, the harder it is to steal?

just like with the film series “where the boys aren’t” you can jump in anywhere along the way.

still overpriced

Nashville Super Speedway

I have yet to see a non-double P. There’s no such thing as an ugly P. It’s like a republican feminist—that shit ain’t real.

Taos is nice, but I’d rather live in Sante Fe over Taos.

and some of us in Amarillo.

what balls?

noooooooooooo. I’m an uncover liberal down here subverting the next generation of Texans. If they secede I’ll have to leave.

you should say such nasty things about buttholes.

can’t happen soon enough

because they are fucking stupid as all shit.

Truer words have never been typed.

If you’re talking late 70's Datsun 810's as the start of the maxima, OK. I have a soft spot for those in their wagon variant. If you’re talking the first cars to actually carry the Maxima name, pass.

I’d have to say NP. These are pretty damn popular. Have been for over 20 years. Look at the pack of interested buyers trying to get one in white.

I know. We had a heckuva time getting sumac.

head on south to Ethiopia and try berbere. I used it in a rub on a brisket and then smoked that brisket. It tastes nothing like regular ol Texas BBQ brisket—it’s better. 

If you are anybody and are upset about Serena being engaged to someone who doesn’t look like her, go build your sorry ass a time machine and go back to the 1830's. You’ll have plenty of like minded folks there who “get” you there. Let the rest of us have the 21st century.

It’s like an even stupider version of Reagan is in charge.

my girlfriend LOVES it when I drive on those. The vibrations it sends through the car...