Any plans to either increase range or get the price point down? 15k for 50 miles just doesn’t seem worth it. Twice that range for 15k I can kind of see.

As someone who has ridden both types of bikes—loud and quiet—noise matters not. You’ve got to be seen.

DC shouldn’t have close access to Wegmans? Agreed, but a far greater unmentioned travesty is Dallas getting both Whataburger AND In-N-Out. Sure this is reflected in the rankings, but I feel it needs to be explicitly stated.

Lost me at MkII Scirocco. The 1981 MkI is the way to go. All the great looks of the original with 5 instead of 4 gears to play with.

Why can’t we win? To start, because complex problems cannot be answered in 140 characters or less. In a society where large swaths of the population have the attention span of a gnat, where a 3 minute commercial break is too long, intelligent discourse can’t help but be the first casualty.

could be worse, says the guy in the ICU after having ridden shirtless, in shorts with flip flops.

Ahhhhhhhhh, Pandora. My issue is certain unrelated bands taking over my station. I have 5 ruined stations because I was using the thumb and some other band worked its way in and took it over. Yes I thumbs them down, but now the citations all play music similar to that unwanted band.

Baby cameos! As impressive as all those push ups are, the baby coming into the frame was the best.

It’s amazing how quickly road rage subsides when you only have 2 wheels on the ground and you know that physics, that cruel mistress, is against you. F = MxA and even on a big cruiser bike that M is far far less than the M of even the smallest and lightest of cars (80's era CRX’s).

Texan here. If it ain’t got beans, it ain’t chili. No beans in chili is as unAmerican as our current leader. Fuck him and beanies “chili.”

I have a theory on the Whataburger vs In-N-Out ever since some stranger yelled “Whataburger’s better” at me when I walking into A-Kon last year with In-N-Out. The one you went to first is the one you like the best.

Tavarish? Is that you? 493 > 140, Mercedes wins. 

Banned it several years ago...Why? Nanny state.

but you can’t get four loko in NY.

or by turning the other direction, you can land that 14 year old hottie with the Def Leppard t-shirt, tight acid washed jeans with a Redbull jammed between her legs on your own lap.

In my experience that ugly humpbacked sister is far more freaky, adventurous, and full of nasty fun than her more traditional looking sister.

Norm would have used dovetail joinery. Doesn’t everyone have a dovetail jig in their tool set?

Say what you want, but I got there 3 minutes sooner than all those suckers who weren’t riding like a goddamn idiot. Fuck Yeah!

In my defense, that was my first (and last) cheap shot at Trump and his way of public speaking.

Roadkill went through a bit of a lull there, but they’ve been killing it with these last several episodes.