As the old saying goes, “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” I’d also like to ask what it costs.

YES! I double dog dare you. Please let us know how it goes on the ride home please.

Nobody is denying a turbo version would cost more, but 60K? I would think Subaru can add a turbo to the car without the costs running to put it at the 60k neighborhood. A new 718 Cayman can be had for less (provided you add nothing to it) and it has a turbo boxer 4 cylinder.

Really? 60k? Sounds like Subaru has taken a page from the “pull outlandish shit out of you ass on the spot” from the Trump playbook. SMDH 60k.

Meh, This thing will roll coal better than that Vette

I’d rather have some woman chasing me with a rocket launcher, radio detonated bomb, flamethrower, and a machine gun. If for no other reason, it would mean Carrie Fisher was still alive.

dammit I wanted to say that.

+1 for Dead Milkmen reference...Bitchin’ Camaro

K.D. Lang Constant Craving

I’d start scoping out my spot along the parade route right now.

that right there is enough for me to get on board the Brady train.

ding ding ding ding ding. This. Sure V-Dubs can be nice. Enjoy your electrical gremlins.

No. It was not a thing in the Baywatch years. It’s BOBFOC is funny, but it’s not a thing.

Friday the 13th? Shit, it’s Friday the 20th that I’m scared of.

Yes he was AND he hates to be reminded of it.

that is the funniest yet saddest thing I’ve read in a loooooong time. Feeling....so....conflicted....

More importantly are they going to get Micheal Dorn to do a cameo? Style points if the cameo occurs at a Star Trek convention.

It is TN. I bet VW’s don’t even have to be tested since the combo of Bredesen/Haslam/Alexander/Corker all sucked VW’s collective dick so hard to get them to build that plant there.

I also came for Zaxxon. Was so pissed it was overlooked, I repeated the suggestion.

Ain’t no school like the old school. You got Qbert, but forgot Zaxxon. Sad trombone for you.