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Chris Zimmer
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Spoken like someone who has absolutely no concept of proportions. The little known internet corollary to “Tis better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt” is “Tis better to keep your fingers off the keyboard and continue to lurk that is is to type and prove that you are

More proof that, like my racist relatives say, “There’s a black* president so what more do they want?”

I watched it, and enjoyed it. It’s days are numbered. Every show I like gets killed. Sometimes it takes a season or two, but they always die.

Breakfast Club was brutally 80's

Little known corollary to the axiom “The more expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap BMW” is “The second most expensive car you’ll ever own is a cheap VW.”

Hmmmmmmm. Drop Dead Diva?

Hell yeah. I can always use another Pottery Bucks Maxx near me.

IT SAYS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 IS THE PERMANENT HOME. Sorry caps lock on. I promise I’m not a dick, but I am a lazy son of a bitch who won’t go back and retype it nicely.

Dude can shift, but he can’t shoot a video. TURN YOUR DAMN CAMERA TO THE SIDE PLEASE!

Now let’s all talk about something of critical importance. Is she a MILF?

Best part of the video:

1998 NFC championship game.

Shit, tall doesn’t begin until 6'3" minimum. There’s too many 6'0" - 6'2" dude running around for those to be tall. Once folks get close to looking me directly in the eyes do I even begin to think that person is tall. I’m on the shorter side of tall at only 6'6"

Mine too, except it is my gun loving racist dope of a cousin posting the same shit.

Still won’t make Nashville tolerable. I don’t care how baked you are.

Dodge Dart? How about something in the vein of the late 60's Super Sport variant? Big engine, low weight, designed to go fast and quick in a straight line. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

no it isn’t. (Married to a true redhead)

The Outback’s CVT only is why I bought a Forester where i can still row my own. Alas, that “option” is ending soon. For those of you with more money than sense should but the STI and engine swap it into the Forester.

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Half the price gets me an AWD Focus RS with even MO POWAH!!!!

MGB pre battering ram bumpers. Put a modern drive train in it. I’m thinking the 4 cylinder turbo engine from the mustang. Enjoy.