I hand painted “Your daughter’s in the back” on the back of my white van. I used red paint and it left horrible drip lines. I guess that’s what I get for using Testors model paint.

Sounds like a good excuse to go buy a Miata (as if you needed an excuse to buy a Miata). Honey, I HAVE to be able to get around...

So FB does what every other news media outlet does. Shock of shocks.

Looks like another soccer flopper.

however many HP it takes to comfortably move the car into a 40MPH headwind on a slight grade at 80MPH without the engine needing to turn at 4000RPM. That number depends primarily on weight, aerodynamics, and gearing.

well in that case, WTF VW, bring that thing on over here

Perhaps another victim of the chicken tax? It looks plenty nice and when my wagon gives up the ghost (or my boys get too big for the backseat), I’m going to be looking for a crew cab truck.

I beg to differ. Apparently you can!

MerICa fuck yeah. I fixed it for you. Still an even bigger CP than yesterday’s CP

none of those runners looked like the were on track to stand on the podium. Someone should have looped back around and donkey punched the little shit.

What school district? My wife is a science teacher and they are typically in demand.

I’m in my 40's and find this type of comedy hysterical. Wonder what that says about me?

Deliver a world series win to a title starved town equates to lots of mulligans. The dumbass just ran out of ‘em.

I wouldn’t wear it (without making a major lifestyle choice) but I’d love for my wife to do so. She wouldn’t but a guy can dream...

Had one of these back in the day. It richly deserved the ass pain moniker we Gave it. Rare or not, CP.

RetarTED!

Is it coming back to the US? That would get me into a VW showroom.

Taxes aren’t high enough to fund gates in Massachusetts?

I accidentally discovered the joy that is HWY64 in NM by accident when trying to avoid driving in Texas (don’t ask, and I am aware of the cruel irony that the state I always refused to drive across is now the one I reside in). It doesn’t have the cache of the million dollar highway, but it is just as much fun to drive.

Wagon...check