Now I gotta hang fire for another 24 hours? You’re killing me, man!

Who among us has never wanted to be the Green Goblin?

My 2010 MBP keeps on chugging along. It’s never been dropped or otherwise met with unfortunate accidents, so it just looks like a thick MacBook. Battery life is still measured in hours, not minutes. One day the software will pass it by, but until then it’ll be my “go to” device.

Well kick me in the teeth and call me grandpa. Chrome wheels? Gold badging? Damn I ned to put my gold chains on, unbutton the shirt and hit the early bird line down at Luby’s cafeteria and cruise for some GILFs (Grandmas I’d like to...).

Lack of info dooms this promising idea to the shitter.

I can’t believe Rush took Ted’s penis out of his mouth long enough to make these statements.

Came to sing the praises of the 2800CS, and you beat me to it.

butt hurt Megyn. leave the poor billionaire alone. I know your “news” agency is thrilled with your one sided hatchet job attacks, but as a journalist you should have the integrity not to repeatedly attack the one guy you don’t like. Talk about harpy shrews.

Call me an oddball, but my dream is to fly a great distance to buy an awesome car (or bike) and then road trip it home. Coast to coast in a S2k? Sign me up!!!

4th gear: Everything should be fine...until it isn’t. Well, 2008 was a long time ago. Cars are totally different than houses. SMDH.

as someone who makes cheese, STFU about not ever making cheese. While I have no problem with pasteurized milk, however, ultra-pasturized milk sucks ass. If I wanted my milk to taste like shit, that would be a good idea. If I wanted something that is unusable to make even the easiest of cheeses (I’m looking at you,…

I want to bang his daughter too. The problem is? Oh wait, I see. My southern heritage is coming out.

that looks like a big party keg.

you didn’t get hit from behind? I haven’t yet, but nothing is too good for my boys. Besides I’m tired of listening to my engine scream for mercy to keep the car at 75mph into a headwind. I want a bigger engine with better gear ratios.

it isn’t the exhaust. It is the rust on the tailgate that prevents it from completely closing and fumes get sucked up through the cracked tailgate. That and the backseats don’t have head rests (or even spots for head rests to go) so when my sons grow another 2 inches their heads are going to be above the rear seat,…

I lived in Syracuse AKA Salt City, and I feel your pain. The back of my wagon is rusting out so bad after 10 winters, it usually doesn’t latch closed anymore. I have to ride with the windows down to suck out the exhaust fumes. Yeah, I’m looking for something better, but my wagon only has 80,000 miles on it and runs…

I enjoyed it too. Particularly the season long arc they did. In all seriousness.

Quick, get Jay Leno on the line

Dammit all to hell. Why oh why did I knock the ol’ lady up? I knew something like this would come along one day and make me regret having kids.

When did Ellen say that?