A buddy of mine and I were walking around town yesterday, and we saw the ugliest crack whore either of us had ever seen. I turn to my friend and said, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." This is the automotive equivalent of that.

A buddy of mine and I were walking around town yesterday, and we saw the ugliest crack whore either of us had ever seen. I turn to my friend and said, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." This is the automotive equivalent of that.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

Lots of 80's Fords (and Ford products) had them—My fairmont did (as did my dad's), my friend's EXP did, another friends Escort did. I also had a Capri that did. I was not a fan of the stalk mounted horn.

If only there was an "H" on the end of that...

If you're Southern, you've got buttermilk on hand. You never know when the urge to make biscuits will hit. I never had trouble finding buttermilk until I moved to New York. I used to get it in half gallon containers and had my choice of several different brands. Now I'm lucky to find it in quarts, and only in a single…

Remember when the Celica was RWD? That'd be nice to see again.

I thought those were the most expensive option on BMWs. So expensive that hardly any BMW drivers tick that box on the option sheet.

My foot weighs a lot, and I have the speeding tickets to prove it. Since only buying cars with cruise, I've only gotten 1 speeding ticket and that was when I crossed into Minnesota from South Dakota and didn't notice the speed change from 75 to 70. A couple miles in I blew by a trooper at 80 and was nailed. Cruise has…

If it ain't a MkI Sirocco or a MkI Jetta, forget it. CP. Though if VW would give us 'Muricans the new Sirocco, I might expand my list of acceptable water-cooled Vee-Dubs.

of course nobody wants them on a charger, but put scissor doors on a Ram? Now we're talking sexayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

but isn't that the very definition of a niche? Son of a couple of gearheads? Someone under 30 (or I'll give you even 40) with 60 large to spend on an unproven car to be his his DD? Don't get me wrong, I have noting but high hopes for Alfa, but they should sell 'em through a different dealer network to gain mainstream…

I'm not a fan of Eagle, but I am a fan of rowing my own gears. If only that Mazda had 3 pedals...if only...:(

Obviously the man has a small penis. Most Texans needs to carry their junk around in a Ford F-350 dually.

what set? An ad, an ad, and an ad? That's easy to find on Pandora. All funnin' aside...

Pandora works great for about 3 months, then your station gets infected and it goes to shit. My 90's alternative station based on Ivy now plays massive attack and other downtempo stuff as well when it isn't playing the Cardigans. Stupid algorithm. I think the algorithm is designed to play songs that minimize pandora…

3rd gear: ow could you not kill it with a car advertised like this?

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one with the "automatic stickshift" badge on the back please.