Nigga your straight up crazy

dude you realize this was never marketed as a damn horrir game, right? hell from thr get go, it was nowhere near creepy. it has more of a twin peaks type of story, and thats what it always advertised. theres nothing scary or creepy in the game, the story is about a mystery with humor sprinkled in to alleaveate the…

Alan Wake was also inspired by twin peaks. they both take place in washington, both are comedic horror dramas, etc etc.

dude, it wasnt that freaking hard to understand. if i could understand it while high on weed, you must have shitty comprehension skills. it was easily much better then the first. havent played the second.

RIGHT? THANK YOU!

if people feel discriminated because they cant play the division, then they need to suck it up. its basically a MMO. of course you need internet.

Everybody deserves there own opinions, but if you think that part where you were on a rock stage fighting off enemies was that bad, you don’t deserve opinions :D that part was bad ass.

Umthe first half is complete bullshit. We don’t regulate Japan, dummy.

I think the criticism of the overall story is a little ridiculous. It was just as indepth, if not more, then most of the other ones. Sure it was lame most of it was done by cassettes, but it tied the timeline together perfectly. With a nice little twist in the end. I think skull face died too soon, or they should have…

From what I know, and remember. No, nobody else in the game has what quiet had. You literally burn her in the beginning. She falls out of the building, and ends up getting parasites that let her survive. I think she’s a anomaly.

Because your still practically crying over something that happened a year ago. Yeah. You hate bikinis, cool we get it.

Peoplethat make money by sitting on there ass making videos should get a real fucking job. I’ll let Mike Fahey be the soul exception cuz he’s awesome.

Which Turned out totally valid sooo

You can’t honestly believe that bullshit.

Why must somebody always insist on making puns on every damned article. This is 2016, not 1991. Puns are nothing but groan inducing.

jesus christ, your a fucking crybaby for going on for 3 paragraphs with that whole “you shoot new yorkers” bitchfest. fucking rediculous. congrats, your officially a bigger douche then Patricia. try shooting innocent people in this game, jackass. you cant. you are clearly the good guy, and you purpetuating this whole…

oh god. just shut the fuck up. your crazier then the other guy. this game is NOT About paramilitary fascists. your a a legit idiot if you think that. its cute you think your such a badass. i had to google “oathkeepers” and boy, you sure are a riot. i bet you were one of those retarded militia men

good for you?

YOU HAVE NO POINT! you obviously havent even played the game. you have not come up with a single true fact. your not going to say it again, because the bullshit youve been trying to pass off isnt working, and everybody is telling you what a idiot your being because YOUR MAKING IT ALL UP.

no, the narative is about you helping new york. just because you want to pervert it for whatever stupid ass reason doesnt mean its true. you can say the sky is green, doesnt make it true, now does it? the fact you cant see this is amazing.