OK. Very well then. I guess I’ll just go fuck myself.

That church is enormous. The family made 1,000 seats available to the general public.   :)

But about Ariana’s dress: This first line from a story that just posted on the Houston Chronicle’s site is everything:

Fantasia’s hat is really chic. It’s one of those excellent iconic late 70s/ early 80s styles due for a revival. But it’s not called a fascinator; that’s a cocktail hat.

If I had Demi’s credit cards, where would I shop with them?

Isn’t “Cheryl” a little too generic a name to really attempt to go by the one name only thing? I mean you’ve got Cher(close! but no), Prince, Bjork, Sting, and Madonna; all pretty unique names, but Cheryl? That said, I don’t know anything about this person, or who the mom in question is, so maybe she’s big enough to…

that’s not a Kennedy, but rather an unholy union of Sean Penn and David Duchovny wearing Jonathan Franzen’s favorite shirt

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…

Asheville is fun. There’s tons to do, hiking, white water rafting, you have to take a tube down the French broad River. If it’s back open, chimney rock is really cool. It’s closed right now due to flooding. The breweries are fun if you’re into that. It can be a bit pricey to stay there though. If you need…

Yes to Asheville. It has all the things you’re looking for. Just be aware that summer tourist season is upon us and the city streets will be shoulder-to-shoulder. But it’s well worth a visit if you’ve never been.

Call for opinions:

My Dearest Paul Rudd, 

Is Jennifer going to build a centre for these ants?

“Hey”

No worries as I don’t respect the Pope at all. Similar to the British monarchy, there’s a difference between acting progressive and being progressive. The Pope is acting progressive in the hopes he’ll alleviate those declining numbers. He’s acting in a certain way for self-preservation and no other reason.

“Cool Pope is progressive!”

Look, Lil Tay is a true culture influencer, ok?

They broke up because she actually died.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

I drink water and sleep A LOT. I do not look like this and I’m just over half her age.