Good luck with your recovery! Crazy Rich Asians is a soap opera, so good beach reading, or (I imagine) recovering reading.

Ooh, I LOVED An American Marriage! I started it before bed (big mistake), and then stayed up until three AM finishing it, and was basically comatose through my 8 AM class.

Good luck with the recovery! And yep, reading like crazy is the best way to get better ;-)

Oh wow, I’m so sorry. I’m glad that you’re doing okay and reading. Big hugs to you, strong woman.

I’m with you there. I’d be like I SAW A COP ON THE STREET. MY BOSS IS GOING TO SEE THIS. OH MY GOD I’M ACTING SO WEIRD. I’M SO ANNOYING SORRY. IS THIS GOING TO LAST FOREVER? CAN SOMEONE BRING ME TO MY MOM’S HOUSE.

Whereas if I got unintentionally Snoop-Dog-Level high before appearing at a televised roast, my whole set would be me crying and asking ‘AM I UNHINGED FROM TIME? IS THIS NOW? WHEN IS LATER? STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Either that dog is being forced to smile, or is having the everlasting shit choked out of him/her.

Even if undeniable evidence came out that 45 himself actually performed the abortion on a love-fetus from an affair and consumed it with a bucket of fried chicken, half of his supporters would scream FAKE NEWS and the other half would find some contorted rationalization that he’s still the one that Gawd and Jeebus…

Didn’t realize Jez was a site that doesn’t take stalking seriously. Thanks for setting everyone straight. Expectations officially adjusted.

Yes, calling a stalker a ‘suitor’ isn’t cute and glib, it’s disgusting.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

Can we please just get more recaps/responses to the wonderfully perverse Vanderpump Rules? Last night’s episode was an actual masterpiece, it that’s possible for reality tv.

What do you mean, the — oh, let’s not get into this.

I can’t handle this. Nope.

Yes. It’s not about ‘respectful political discourse’ - I can disagree with people politically and still like/respect them. But in this case, it’s about racism, bigotry. sexism, assault, paedophilia (how is this even something people disagree on ?!), and blatant classism. Literal neo-Nazis are now in positions of…

I always assumed it was targeted advertising for female drummers!

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

Wow, fuck Cate Blanchett entirely. I hate that I’m not even surprised at the hypocrisy of White Feminists™ anymore.

She can have work done, she can be shopped, but we’re allowed to say that it is hard to recognize her without being bad feminists. Usually when you hire an icon to be the ‘face’ of something it’s because the public will recognize said face and associate said something with said face’s brand. OKAY?