Seriously. I think the best advice I ever gave my kids was, "Don't have kids." It's brutal...the constant worry, the second-guessing...and the good part? Well, I just heard someone describe joy as "grief turned inside out", as in, this person that is making you so happy, so proud *right now*, as you feel those…

Just go to the nearest medical-marijuana dispensary.

If you haven't read Michael Pollan's books (esp. Eater's Manual) you should. The rules are pretty simple: eat like your grandma or great gradma ate.

In other words, eat real food that doesn't come in a box. Stick to the perimeter of the store where all the vegetables and dairy is. If you really want to eat something…

When Miley finally matures to the stage at which she, like the rest of us, is mortified by the things she did, said, & thought in her teens & early twenties, she will truly be a talented, worthwhile performer whose music I'll be able to openly admit to liking.

I was a competitive figure skater for fifteen years. I competed under the new International Judging System fairly extensively. I cannot, for the life of me, tell you why Kim Yu-Na was not at the top of the podium. There is literally no reason. Sotnikova did not become a better skater overnight, and every justification…

I find Alexander Wang's designs downright awful. I surprisingly like Miley's campaign for Marc Jacobs.

The sequel to Gravity looks great.

YES. CONGRATULATIONS TO ME.

Happy people eat whole fat everything.

I surely hope that Lupi doesn't live down to some folks' (lack of) standards by hooking up with that faithless floozy. Lord knows she can do much better than what Page Six is trying to sell.

Nooo, don't do it, Lupita; you're too good for him! He can't even read!

As a child my mother always said, "You better eat your vegetables or ODB is gonna get you."

WHY CAN'T I BE RICH

At 5'5" and 115 lbs no way is your BMI "obese". Anything below 150lbs at 5'5" is below 25 BMI which is when you move into the "overweight" category. You have to weigh a good bit more to make it to 30 BMI which is obese. Since you're mentioning thick skin I'm wondering if you're talking about calipers to measure body…

"She's also an outlier in that at 5'4" and 105 lbs, her height-weight combination put her slightly below the threshold doctors who use the BMI scale would consider "healthy." She's also below what Weight Watchers would consider healthy for her height."

Interesting. So when it comes to overweight people, BMI is garbage…

So, I am totally ignoring the stupidity of this diet to comment on energy cycles and the moon. My mood/energy is highest during New Moon. It is absolutely deplorable between the full moon and the new moon. I can't shake stress, I am a total grump etc. This is something I had never noticed until my yoga instructor…

I didn't find this shocking then, I don't find Miley's twerking shocking now. Do people really really find any of this offensive or do we just like to hear ourselves bitch?

My post-breakup sexcapades were few and far between, and also pretty depressing. Turns out I can't get off without emotional connection, and if you're having sex as a way to get over strong feelings you either feel incredibly bored and dead inside or your emotions jump onto the current hookup and get your heart…

This woman is a freaking hero. She was thrown to the lions, and left to fend for herself. And that piece of crap asshole has not only never paid for it, but has been allowed to screw with the nation since. It's going to give me a rage stroke.