Being a woman having an orgasm is even more fun

"Who's Garret Hedlund?" Stars, they're just like us!

iPhone-as-pocket square. Love it.

From what I was told by an orthopedic shoe salesman (so take plenty of salt w/ this), Kenyas and Ethiopians train, not on concrete and asphault, but on rough terrain that allows the footfall to push into the ground, rather than smack against it like a hammer on an anvil.

My friend has those genes. She eats like a Hobbit because she has no choice.

I see that you took the message she was conveying about being proud of our bodies and not being judgmental and just shat all over it. Nice. "To stop shaming ourselves and other people for things we don't know the full story on." If you are Emma Stone's doctor, I apologize for assuming that you're just an asshole.

This gif is the only good thing that's happened in my life in a week.

Hipster Elizabeth Bathory says "I was into this before it was cool."

I like how Corsica is just like, "Fuck all y'all, we're good with our four names."

Apparently 24 years passing is an unacceptable reason for looking ever so slightly different.

The racism is super cute too.

David Koresh!?

It is! It's so pristine that it's really uncanny and unnerving... I would feel really really really really really really guilty stepping into her home without taking my shoes through a wash and dry cycle....

Isn't it so pristine?!? Okay, a little tacky sure. But neat as a pin.

FINALLY. An article where this "Burt" person focuses on matters that reflect the issues that impact real Americans. I'm glad to see this HUGE IMPROVEMENT in writing quality, Rebecca.

I'll be standing in the corner, waiting, quietly judging you.

Honestly thought that was Camille Belle before the jump.

I'm defnitley borken.

Just nobody tell Fox News that the commemorative quote on the 9/11 memorial is about two gay terrorists ... or, if you do, give me time to heat up some popcorn first.

Fagles. hands down.