I just want to find someone highly intelligent, very sexy, stylish, ambitious, witty, worldly, and engaging, with good forearms. Is that so much to ask? I've pretty much been single for a year now because I'm holding out for all of the above. All I ever meet are men who are sub-standard in all of the areas listed…

SO true. I used to live in the WEst Village in a duplex, and when we were having dinner sometimes we would here a veritable CHORUS of screaming rats. It as astonishing and terrifying. I swear it sounded like there were hundreds of them.

My friends did. They would drive their parents' ferraris around and hold up liquor stores to go on "beer runs," shoot each other with contraband Uzis, take tons of drugs, egg houses, throw bricks through the windows of houses, you name it. Totally normal behavior for an LA teen.

These outfits are truly, truly, truly outrageous!

I'm pretty sure my small-scale market already does the same thing that Rauch is planning but doesn't publicize it. More often than not, the produce I buy is already bad (especially greens in plastic tubs and berries), and meat typically has a sell-by date of a few days from packing. It's annoying because it used to be…

Have you heard of rhetoric?

Truths:

They aren't bra straps. Those are the straps of the dress—look at some other pics of the back and you will see. I agree they look kind of weird in this photograph though.

I had to jump to the end of this article to say: I used to live on the same block as you, I'm certain of it! In Hyde Park, near Madison Park, right?! I totally know that guy with the 2 shibas. He was always very, shall we say, unemotive.

ummmm why do you think she was alone?

How about the pool at Les Halles in Paris, where the women's showers are open for everyone in the pool to see? I'm not exaggerating! You should see all the men swimming—they take much longer breaths on one side than on the other...

How does one's computer get "hacked?" Like, I'm sitting here at home, on my very own encrypted wifi connection, and someone can access my personal files? I have nothing to hide (whoever hacked me would find a veritable CACHE of photographs of my cat, and screenshots of google books), but still. Wondering if anyone out…

Some of them are Anita Ko.

I'm really surprised that Umbrellas of Cherbourg didn't top this list.

I know! I found out because I reconnected with one of my mom's old friends. We were talking about her and she suddenly said, you know your mom had a long affair with X. I looked him up online, my sister is a spitting image of him. Like, there would be no question.

My cat is deaf, but he comes when I blink at him. I blink, then he blinks, then I blink again, and then he comes. He also cries like he is being murdered when I leave (I hear him all the way down the block), and he waits at the door when I'm coming home (he's not waiting for food, as I come and go a lot during the…

Kinda sorta related: I found out recently that my mom had a long-term affair around the time my sister was conceived and born. We always joke that my sister doesn't look at ALL like my dad, and upon looking this man up, she's literally made in his image. No one would think twice about affirming that my sister is this…

Not true. Quality of eggs declines with age along with fertility (this from my gynecologist).

Les Françaises "l'amenaient." Fin.

Yo, you totally are! Go back and read your posts. You sound like a persecuted victim taking all your aggression out on others all over the place. I completely understand that it must be terrible to have people bumping into you and brushing up against you constantly throughout the duration of the flight, but truly, it…