Some sort of emotional distress, probably. Because, you know, she was already so stable that she was compelled to follow someone she thought was openly masturbating and accost him on the side of a road.

I'm sure if you interviewed some of the people he encountered, they'd agree that's the place he should be going...

Hope the seals are tight, or the metal underneath is going to flake away to something resembling brown rice cakes in a few years. You have chosen poorly, sir.

In this case does "YOLO" refer to "you're one letter off"?

Hey! No fair! No stacking the deck for the #batshitbabes2012 contest!

This is a lesson to all Jalops:

Threatening a cop with what might be a gun? They're lucky to be alive.

I didn't mean to sound offended. (Hence, winking.) #oppositelock

If you don't like the answer then edit my dream car out of the picture before you ask the question. o.~ #oppositelock

Nah, Buzz Killington has it covered.

haha, yeah, I was wondering why they didn't run with his relationship with the hapless Ensign Gomez.

Not necessarily a press release; it could have been a confidential marketing video intended solely for potential customers, and protected by a real or imagined NDA. The place where I work sends out confidential stuff all the time, apparently in the hope that this mythical NDA is honored under some corporate…

This should be the way every letter to a congressman should be closed.

Magic Matt XXXX —

Ping-pong is huge in my office. We really need one of these. #oppositelock

hahahaha... clever. I like! #oppositelock

My work laptop? Interesting. I guess I'm the "nerd who saves everyone's asses until they suddenly disappear and leave him for dead" in this zombie movie. #oppositelock

Also, this.

Everybody's a movie critic. Even when it's not a movie.

I have no doubt he was stressing that motor hard, both on his way down the mountain and also gunning it behind me. It was roaring the whole time.