You're not the only one to wonder why I didn't pull over, so here: [jalopnik.com]

hahaha, "top himself" #queensenglish

Here's an unused answer: The Ford Contour SVT. Of all the SVT-massaged Ford variants from 2002, the Contour was the least celebrated, even though it was a well-executed concept — take a small-ish and otherwise unremarkable sedan, and turn it into a hoontastic family car. The five-door variant of the Focus SVT…

Oh my. It's like someone thought the Mazdaspeed3 wasn't delightfully evil enough.

It was coming down out of the mountains, so there were no shoulders, and I honestly believed at the time that if I'd try to slow to pull into a driveway they would've just hit me; they were that close.

No video, but a little story time.

psssst... Animated avatars were working on the previous system before the transition to Kinja.

All Samsung has to do is advertise it well. I have a suggestion...

← What does it do, play this clip really, really loudly? o.~

I'll just leave this here next to it...

Just trade your skinny hipster jeans for cargo pants. Plenty of space for tablets, phones, PSP, 3DS, shark repellent, and a couple of tranquilizer darts for Diaz.

(N) There is a lot of political hay being made now about Obama's decision to bail out the auto industry because it is supposed to reflect some broader tendency to bail out any big company that gets in trouble. For some reason it's being compared to the bank bailout which, by the way, wasn't even initiated by Obama. …

Man, with all that metal grating and mesh all over that car, the wind noise at highway speed must be insane.

I'm with you on this plan, though I'd really love to start with a Crown Victoria Interceptor as the base car.

Somehow I think the commentariat will find it in even their Internet-forum-hardened hearts to forgive you for not being 100% accurate in your taxonomy of Chrysler Sebring model year nuances.

I imagine "Nibcog'd" to be when you're reading #oppositelock and suddenly there's a completely out-of-context cute Japanese girl in a bikini, standing next to a car, making "I don't know!" faces.

I would concede that argument for a moving violation like speeding, but for a carpool violation you could still take a picture of the car that clearly shows that it's in the carpool lane with only one person inside; that picture would also show the driver and the license plate (as I believe front plates are still…

Considering the cost of something like a RealDoll is only $5k, if each carpool lane violation really is in the $500 range, it seems almost cost-effective. Throw in some electric motors and an Arduino or Raspberry Pi to provide some rudimentary animatronics, and you just became the best-prepared (if possibly most…

Guess he's Lube Goldberg.

The rear doors, when opened, are straight-up blocking the doorframes. They are as forbidding to entry/egress while open as they are while closed.