Mamaaaaaaaa, just failed again.

The Internet has Rule 34, and the Jalopnik commentariat has the SR20 rule, but I think this definitely falls under the Best Left Unseen Exclusionary Rule.

Cue commentariat responses of "Front-wheel-drive? CP" and "But for that price you could ride into battle on the back of a mustang!"

This. (I had to click forever to make sure I wasn't posting something someone had already said. Damn you, Kinja. But I digress.)

Probably not, and there's more to be concerned about. Here in Virginia, as in some other states, radar detectors are illegal. Some state police patrol cars are even equipped with the awkwardly-named radar detector detectors which seek these transmissions. I wonder how many police pursuits and false apprehensions…

(6th) How long before I can buy my first new Model T? ^_^

No kidding; Obama seems to have aged significantly in only four years. Still, Reagan was 69 when elected — a parallel that a 2016 Romney campaign would surely point out — and, with a decent cabinet at his disposal, it should still be possible. John McCain was 72 in 2008 and he, too, might have had a legitimate shot…

POLITICIAN LIES ABOUT PERSONAL PAST. FILM AT ELEVEN.

Oh God, imagine a scenario in which Obama wins re-election and the 2016 campaign is Romney vs. Kerry.

I agree but it won't solve all of the new system's problems. That's because Kinja seems to rank threads by number of responses — and not by time. Suppose a story gets posted and its comment area has two or three great conversations followed by 50 inane comments that don't have any responses. Then another user —…

There goes China, copying American innovations again.

Ouch. That's so cold, it burns.

And get pushed into the Friend Zone? Well, all right, I guess.

Please let tomorrow's be "Who's the best celebrity-turned-race-driver?" There are so many awesome choices.

Her agent probably told her she was ugly or something. I'm with you; she was cute as a kid and hot as an adult and then suddenly she started getting surgeries and partying and everything just went to hell for her.

I agree, Mr. YouTube Video Eloquence in the final clip. Fuck that bootleg fireworks shit, indeed. #oppositelock

someone... hasn't... played... Final Fantasy X... (twitch)

Water dance, you say? <.<

Does she also kick high?

Pictures without text, videos without text, and links without additional text all seem to disqualify comments from visibility. Probably some kind of anti-spam hedging. If your pink posts don't fit any of those categories, then... well, I guess it's something else. #oppositelock