Yes, yes, and yes. Well stated. A deserved CotD nod.

$18.2M in punitive damages and she's probably still not the highest-paid actor in the movie.

I suspect that's what inspired the construction of RollGolf, which apparently started as just MiniGolf.

This is the answer.

Is this just Shemar Moore taping an episode of Criminal Minds? My brain drew in his face over the lack of detail in the picture. I looked for a similar picture on GIS but I'm at work and damn that's a lot of shirtless results. #andyesimkidding #calmdown

The exciting conclusion to the video above.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

But the zeppelin armada conversation doesn't lead to sports car sex.

"Oh, ewe..."

Surely Turbo Teen offers as much fodder for comic caption mischief.

You're an investor? You're... making money? How dare you?! #obligatoryradicaloutrage #nawwecoolwecool

"With its Baa3 credit rating, naturally I thought Ford would be a good investment, but I really got fleeced."

Gotta love the kid in the background. Yeah, yeah, fast cars, whatever, let me climb on your shoulders, Dad.

That was funny, and traumatic.

Well at least it wasn't propane, I guess.

Someone writing the "related story" captions is a genius.

Never breaking eye contact, she said, "Fine. Then let us discuss the new zeppelin armada."

I am employed, actually, but I don't usually have people looking over my shoulder, and my deadlines aren't pressing. And I know the editors would never indulge something like this with a CotD nod. It's just fun to take an idea like "Spawned, you say? Well, what if corporate partnership meeting transcripts were…

I can't adequately describe how hilariously wrong that is.

Meanwhile, a private citizen doing this would have his license revoked forever and would be charged with attempted murder or some such. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm saying why isn't the cop held accountable like the rest of us?