"My God! Jalopnik found my son!"

OK, that's it, you asked for it. (Not really, but what the hell.)

I was about to make some crack about "not the creepiest Centauri I've seen" but I see I'm 13 minutes too late.

May I just say that this blogger's English is light years ahead of my Chinese.

It makes good TV, and it will at least be interesting, but I don't think I'd trust my life to it on a race track.

If he wants to treat the street like a racetrack, then let's give him the ultimate expression of his desires, and treat him as the Nürburgring would treat him. Track rule violations start at €250. Next, how many meters of guardrail did he destroy, exactly? Hmm.

Admit it, you're giving out joint CotD honors just to screw with Alphamazing's statistics...

I want to know what the hell Hermann Tilke did to become the one and only designer of road courses on Earth.

"Dragon's Teeth" bollards are the answer. With all these historical problems with the traffic pattern, they should at least be able to sue the county to erect a guardrail.

I read number 9 as "sexiest tub" — almost clever for a Civic del Sol.

Yes. Race all the EVs. Race tech has often led to better street tech. How are we going to make a street car last for 300 miles? Let's start by making a race car last, flat-out, for 10-15 minutes up a mountain.

Seen in the wild: Virginia has commemorative plates for "Virginia Aviation" showing a front-quarter view of an SR-71 Blackbird and the caption "SEE IT FROM THE SKY". Someone in a local enthusiast group managed to get the plate "MYWANG" and then creatively covered up the top edge of the plate and part of the plane. …

If they're using her usual character name for the in-game NPC, does that mean she'll have to rename herself when she plays the game? o.~

How is this QotD/AotD not going to end up being a horde of people reposting pictures from ThereIFixedIt.failblog.org? -.-

If loving the manual transmission is wrong, I don't want to be right.

While it seems unlikely that this gas-thief truck in Indiana would show up on a dealer lot in Gates, NY, that does look like an exact match for the paint, body package, accessories, etc. for the suspect truck, and that should help narrow the search. Well done!

Where'd you get that front-end body kit for your Passa— oh.

Give a man an edible survival guide, and feed him for a day.

So it's The Trigger Effect but the lights stayed out?

Cue bogus ad campaign for NOS energy drink — Makes you smarter! Cures autism!