Perhaps he had just finished having one too many Kashyyykian Gargleblasters down at the...

"Jesus, Bets, you actually like that thing?"

There have been some weird front-end downforce devices over the years, but that has to be the weirdest.

When informed of the ridiculous fervor being whipped up by the opposition, Warren's maternal grandmother threw up her hands and said, "How could this happen?"

The one thing that's always amused me most about Mark Trail is how ridiculously huge, and prominently displayed, the signatures were. I almost expected the marijuana farmer's entire head to be masked behind a giant white circle with "JACK ELROD" in block letters where one might expect, I don't know, a face. As it…

"Alright, children, today's vocabulary word is 'bifurcated'."

"Raven Nightshade's Custom Tattoo and Fantasy Art. How may I help you?"

I would get one, but I don't really want my kitty to start scratching through the glass of our surviving CRTs — or try to make a cat bed out of a flatscreen.

Ugh. I am continually disgusted with the standards by which so many people evaluate women's appearance. Christina Aguilera...fat? Seriously? Because you can't wrap one hand around her waist? Grr. You've still got it, Xtina. (raises solidarity fist)

↑ Gee, I should try to sell them some web hosting services.

Am I totally behind the times, or aren't Ford and Mazda sharing a lot of car platforms. Are the Focus and 3 (thus Focus ST and Speed 3) riding on the same/similar platforms? Hell, the ST even appears to have some of the same "happy guppy" DNA in that nose.

At least it doesn't say "burrow".

Boy howdy, he sure was lucky, by gum!

The pool was promptly filled with jalopnik tears.

Oh, well played.

"Just remember the lesson we learned from this, kids," the Colonel said, smiling. "If your options are to pay a girl what she's owed, or argue with her in the lobby, just pay your dues and be on your way."

It's easy to lump the two together when you're categorically against any form of birth control whatsoever. Sigh.

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Aw darn, I hope I get my deposit ba— <realityslap/>

Agreed. ...VI and ...Tactics are still my favorite single-player Final Fantasy games, just because of their deep character development and commitment to a huge story.