cough That's because it wasn't originally a Mario game cough

I just find it creepy that we can't see her face, like she's some kind of voluptuous fishnetted Cousin It.

That might be the funniest thing I've seen today. You win (rolls dice) 26 internets!

I play D&D.

In FWD with an automatic you'd need both ends; the parking brake generally engages the rear while the Park position on the transmission engages the front. In that case just cut the brake lines to the rear wheels and jack up the front end by the oil pan. Fiery death? Not yours, and not today. #dontreallydothis

Barack Obama. Tough on terrorists. Focused on health care. Delicious with granola.

Do you live in an area where you're likely to be blocked in by a double-parking asshole?

"The car has been sold, brother," Sounds like Major Motor Cars just made a heel turn.

Did it help his alignment?

Are any of these cops the same arrogant bulls—t motherf—kers who were pulled over for driving 100mph and causing a panic on I-81 through Virginia in 2005?

Call me ignorant, but does the city of Monaco leave the GP track apparatus (Armco, painted curbs, etc.) in-place permanently, or did this happen during race weekend?

My brain is strange:

Ultimate distracted driver: Getting road head while texting your friend that all the beer you just drank is making you really need to pee but you really need to get those pizzas delivered on time.

hahahaha... If only she'd been more distracted, she might have re-examined her cross-country-drive decision.

I see some bastard 2010+ Mazda 3 DNA in those front fender arches. For what it is, I actually rather like it. Even economy sedans can look interesting now, it seems.

Aha! So this is how Bear Grylls expresses disappointment.

...because they're Dutch, not French.

Granted, but frankly, if I'm going to get caught speeding, I'd rather it be by an automated system making a real measurement, and not some wacko with a badge and a gun who's behind on quota this month and already in a vengeful mood because his wife "had a headache".

...and the DuoClio.

Note: These are the same guys who brought us RollGolf.