it's also an offense that can result in a court martial since soldiers are not supposed to release information about deaths until next of kin have been told.

Gross, but adorable.

His bats—t meter went over 9000.

I would think that the chrome itself would be illegal just because of the high probability that you will melt the eyeballs off of anyone who happens to look at it at the wrong angle in the daylight.

YES. Dear God, yes.

Well stated! As a reward for your eloquence, please accept this Mustang, accompanied by a driver with a foxy body.

That there is some hilarious editing.

hahaha, that's YouTube. Good show.

Sounds like a problem of efficient gear storage. Maybe if they weren't all accessorized like Batman they'd be able to deal with normal seats.

I appreciated seeing more information than the original story, but that has to be the most annoying presentation ever.

Yeah, I've heard about that, too... I'm just holding out hope that, given the public outrage and acknolwedged ineffectiveness of the TSA with regards to air security, maybe they won't be stupid enough to extend a broken system to another transportation network. (I know, I know, there I go hoping again. Sigh. …

What?

(@Desu-San-Desu, who should know better than to post a short comment, BTW o.~)

Can't we hope that it will be a very-short-wheelbase hot hatch?

@0:44 I had to laugh at the cartoonish rain of tree parts.

I believe this was on Jalopnik a while back. The silver car was coming through from a side street. It T-boned the Mustang, stopping dead in the middle of the street, where its front end was super-extra-re-destroyed by the Camaro.

If you're talking about professional drivers, it has to be Roberto Guerrero's race-ending crash into the inside wall halfway through the second parade lap of the 1992 Indianapolis 500. I remember watching this live and was speechless in disbelief.

FO: "Captain, what are you—"

I see the good the 'Avatar' franchise can do in terms of keeping a world audience cognizant of our relationship with nature, but doing it in an entertainment context. Ultimately I think there's more metric craptons of cash to be done there than with 'Battle Angel.'

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