Maybe he's telling his critics to "read between the lines."

I would describe the entire toddler-beauty-pageant universe as disturbingly aberrant, but then someone would probably think that I really meant abhorrent, so, just to clarify, it's both. It would be bad enough if the moms were teaching their daughters that beauty is all that matters in life. No, it seems that the…

So, is the TSA really just a conspiracy to raise ridership on Amtrak? Because taking a train sure does look like the only way to travel within the US without getting molested.

Neat! Thanks for the education.

TOYOTA AICHI, JAPAN — Akio Toyoda announced today that his company will produce all of their North American cars in the United States starting in 2014. The decision follows analysis of typical accidents experienced by Toyota drivers, which concluded that there could be as much as a 70% decline in damage and injuries…

LOL

Wow. That was fantastic. He's the Michael Winslow of cars.

OK that was a cuteness overload.

Ooo, visual stimulus affects behavior. Film at eleven. People look at pictures of things that they're already predisposed to like, and they seek out those things. Not exactly news.

It would better explain the comment about "their pants are not nearly as tight as they ought to be".

At least you could be sure he'd call you back.

Is that a young Michael Schumacher?

It did. Get your transmission checked; you seem to have lost 3rd gear. o.~

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That's the first game that taught me that video games can be cheating bastards.

we can presume then that the sudden conflagration of the expensive exotic didn't faze him

It just means that its new momma is probably fat, too. #nonsequituryomommajoke

I feel like this was somehow a lost chapter in Forever War — somewhere right before or after the scene where they're fighting with swords and arrows.

"Michael Fassbender, in chokingly creepy fashion, introduces his David android, who we of course know will turn out to be evil and awful."

I never had an outage at all, but a coworker at the next desk said his was dead for a while.