That, too, though some concession should be made for the blind...

Electrify small cars?

Stole a car, then crapped on the side of the road?

So the post-apocalyptic Chevy ad was just a knockoff? I smell royalty demands...

And this is why we must have auto makers that crank out legion upon legion of beige cars.

(3rd) I thought the LATCH system was already a standardized thing...? Both our cars even have little icons sewn right into the seatbacks, to label where the hook eyes are. You'd have to be dangerously negligent to not figure it out.

On a somewhat related note, Mr. Farley, if you're reading this, thank Ford for making a product that brought me closer to my dad: the 2002 Ford Focus SVT. We've been kicking ass and taking names together in local road rallyes ever since he bought one. The principles that went into the SVT line at that time were…

Question 93. When travelling to Mexico, which would you rather use to commit terrorism?

So he came to the dealership to pick up his truck in... his other car?

Everything even an idiot can do: [jalopnik.com]

Kate Winslet in the back seat of an old Renault...

"You are hereby sentenced to 30 days in jail, 500 hours community service, and you will be forbidden from operating any motor vehicle except a Reliant Robin, which will be imported specially for this purpose, and painted the most embarrassing shade of pink we can muster. G'day, sod."

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's 20. Can't we just set up a stakeout at a gas station with E85 and arrest her for underage drinking? I think we'd be doing her a favor.

There are many ways to improve the fun factor of a Jeep. A pintle-mounted .50-cal is definitely at or near the top of that list.

Ask who's making the money.

This is one of the few contexts in which Mr. Diaz's habitual level of irrational vitriol is completely appropriate. These people need to wear warning labels.

Imagine what would happen if car manufacturers did this. A certain Jalopnik editor could have his own dream fleet in a matter of days.

Well done!

Right shape but wrong part. The lower plastic part of the A4 Jetta (and Golf) had inserts of approximately this shape on each side, but they were taller in proportion to the width, and the popouts were made of a hard, textured, black plastic. The piece from the suspect's car is smooth and body-color.

Why on Earth would you approve that comment? o.o #baddecisions