The hyperfocusing obsessive-compulsive statistics enthusiast in me always looks forward to these COTD responses.

+1000

Obligatory reference to 1988 Indianapolis 500, Unser and Mears vs Rabbit, is #obligatory.

Uh... aren't the 777s all brand-new planes?

Please do!

It looked bad, but it didn't look too bad until he bounced back up and started spiralling. Send that man a cigar and some new longjohns.

I'm sorry, but if I found a NASA engineer's laptop just lying around, I'd take that thing home for a day, and make it miraculously reappear in the morning, whistling as innocently as I could. The chances of finding something scientifically awesome on that hard drive are too high to just walk away.

It's the registration server for their office NCAA tournament pool.

Lots of aircraft carriers were involved in Desert Storm.

You always know a super-serious navigator in time-speed-distance road rallying when he pulls out a Curta instead of an electronic calculator. They're a symbol of status, nostalgia, and a touch of wretched excess. It's a bit like showing up at the rally in a 1912 Pierce Arrow.

So car-related stories are being posted to Gizmodo instead of Jalopnik? What's the connection? Was the video taken on an iPhone?

...follower bagger; gains swagger.

Duh, Manos. The only movie that even MST3K guys couldn't sit through.

LOL... so disturbingly funny

The Mrs.: Ugh, not Final Fantasy XII again.

Reports of someone mounting this on a steering wheel and getting into a fatal car accident in 3... 2... 1...

Wait, there was a second BOOM BLOX?

I was going to go for the Virtual Boy joke but whatever.

And here's what happens when they adapt the class to d20 Modern.

My wife's Yaris. #welltrainedresponse #andshesactuallyhot