How to make a Ferrari look like an MR-S made to look like a Ferrari that looks sponsored by Pepto Bismol.

If I buy it, can I be the next Vice President of the United States? It seems like a pretty sweet gig, and I do have a weird nostalgic love for these Firebirds. I promise I won't wash it without a shirt on, though, because nobody needs to see that.

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Sheet metal is cold.

Wheels on the bus go bounce bounce bounce?

Alice: "Acme Autosports Supply. How may I assist you today?"

The upper body strength requirement might not be as bad as it looks. Note the button on the right handle as he's standing. It appears to be some sort of (pneumatic?) assist mechanism.

It appears to be at least minimally operable from a non-standing position, since he's shown eating at a table with the mechanicals tucked underneath.

OMG

Legal Disclaimer: Spiegel is encouraging kids to try this at home because he wants to pick up some awesome bikes at estate sales and hospital fundraisers around the world. If he buys your bike, he will paint it black and ride it as Batman. Kids, don't let Spiegel steal your bike and ride it as Batman. Unless you…

Man I love that movie. I even saw it in the theater! That was a fun date.

Go out and buy a lotto ticket.

← This seems to be the answer to multiple questions today.

That's what she said! #noreally #thatswhatshesaid

Wow, I'm so glad this wasn't an announcement of financial trouble at Volvo. The disruption in the Automotive Force from such an event would send waves of destruction backward through time, annihilating every school-age child in the early 1990s.

Tornado Destroys House, Spares Jeep; Angry Mob "Corrects God's Mistake"

When the twister cleared, nearly everything was destroyed. Everything except this one Jeep Commander that miraculously appears untouched.

We have a Cayenne Diesel.

(3rd) The plug-in hybrid [Panamera] likely will come to the United States, but the timing is unclear, a source said.

And that's why I got a C in French. Thank you.