“left-wing”

War: It’s FAN-tastic!

“Topper, I can kill again! You’ve given me a reason to live!”

I don’t like this. While I have never seen a Steve Allen or Jack Paar hosted Tonight Show, I still feel that format must be respected until the sun finally fizzles out in the year three billion.

TIMELINESS IS REQUIRED IN MY LINE OF WORK.

Meh, I’d rather play the game:

Sulk, Barry! Sulk!

You have to mope faster, Barry.

SOMEBODY SLAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

It’s a well known fact that 5 silver will get you a Tasslehoff from just about any whore on Krynn

The Rock’s been trying to start a Ravencroft campaign for years, and everyone else was into it, but Diesel just kept throwing tantrums until everyone agreed to another Forgotten Realms adventure.

“In my dying breath I cast Self-Revive!” “There’s a Mist of Occlusion in the pit.” “Bullshit there is!”

I like to imagine that the whole fight was over Dungeons and Dragons. Like Vin was running his weekly Fast and the Furios Family D&D game and he was just a total dick and killed off The Rocks 15th level Paladin with a silly mid dungeon trap. Now they are no longer on speaking terms

they get together and listen to this

I’ll be in my bunk.

A family of candy asses.

See, they are like a real family.

I just love the silent treatment in the dugout on big homeruns!

Good to see James Corden’s music career is taking off.