Homer S.: Portrait of an Assgrabber was the high point of his career.

"Stay out of my territory." - Nathan Rabin

With my naked eye, I haven't seen anything about them in a long time and I figured they all went on to other things.

"For just a dollar a day, you can ensure that Luscious Jackson receives a hot meal and a roof over their heads."

"Cool, 'Werewolves of London'! …Oh, goddamnit." - Me every time that song comes on

"I want Bradley Cooper to play the rich asshole ex, he basically did it in Wedding Crashers so he can do it again."
"He's unavailable."
"Then get me his non-union Mexican cheaper equivalent!"
(Scott Foley's phone rings)

Something something crown of shit.

Taye Diggs had a crappy TV show with a similar premise. I think it was called Serious Groundhog Day.

YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE

Because that precious Reading Rainbow IP is a goldmine, I guess?

Wow, thanks!

The end of an era for The Flop House this week. Last regular episode with Elliot in the room, which also doubled as their tenth anniversary episode.

Was music that shitty when I was young?

(Quickly writes down Curmudgahideen's comment to sell to Hallmark)

Genuinely sad about this. Although this could be the rare celebrity divorce where competing schedules led to distance and growing apart, rather than mutual cheating and/or narcissism that led to hatred and bitter court battles. AKA, the Alec Baldwin style of divorce.

NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN

Absolutely. But this was lame "fans wear a shirt with someone else's name on the back, what's up with that!" shit.

"Congratulations for reaching 1 billion views! Here's your royalty check for $127.33."

I recall his shtick getting old really fast.

Do artists even make music videos anymore?