The idea of Dan sadly looking at his pinwheel at the circus when the non-existent Kiss Cam fell upon him was so mean but fucking hilarious.

My Morgan used the crisis as an excuse to give in to his secret kleptomania and break into every locked door and computer he saw, which led to most of the backstory I found about them.

I wanted to like Prey way more than I did. The only exception: I really got invested in Danielle Sho's relationship with her girlfriend. I felt so bad for her, she wanted to make things right but that psycho masquerading as a crew member killed her love and she was slowly suffocating in a space suit and couldn't do…

He's got a compact body, like an Italian sports car.

(Uproarious laughter)

Those poor accountants, they loved Ben so much. Still, that gave us my favorite Parks and Rec gif.

If he's depressed from screwing up a pizza that badly I'll just make him a smoothie with every herb in my herb belt.

I missed this show. If you're not familiar with it, it's a really fun hangout show with an awesome cast who have great chemistry together.

As long as China delivers a huge box office windfall, I doubt Paramount cares what America thinks.

Another time Schwarzenegger played a prank on him by telling the wardrobe guy to lie to Ventura that his arms were bigger than Arnie's, then betting a case of champagne on whose biceps were more impressive. Jesse eagerly took the bet and immediately lost.

The one I heard was that JCVD was intentionally hitting stuntpeople with full force blows and hurting them, which got his ass shitcanned.

(A single tear runs down Dave Meltzer's face)

(loud barking noises)

"Wonder Woman is a cat that can secretly talk, right? Because that's kind of my thing now."

Starship Troopers taught us that Mormons starting a colony on a different planet doesn't end well.

The best part was when that guy got hit in the nuts.

Huh, I could have sworn I heard him make a remark in a recent episode around guest hosts when he can't Skype in.

I'm an episode behind on The Flop House, have they addressed the plan for when Elliot moves? I'm assuming he'll be on every second or third episode.

I stayed there once in Vegas because it was cheap and my room was full of priceless memorabilia from the 1997 classic Turbulence starring Ray Liotta and Lauren Holly.

I want to know which genius in the Hard Rock Hotel marketing department decided to invite somebody from the AV Club of all places to review their hotel.