While you were distracted reading the book, you were eaten by a Kinja.

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The unmistakable sounds of "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" immediately cease, leaving a deafening silence that fills the dungeon.

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Good old fashioned Ted Mosby hating. Warms the cockles of my heart.

I think when they were perpetually in danger of cancellation in the early seasons, the showrunners were prepared to reveal the girlfriend of the moment as the mother if they had to wrap up quickly.

Starring Paul Bearer as Barney Stinson!

It sucks, as far as this site has fallen recently I have lots of great memories from the comments over the years. To make this kind of move basically for improved ad targeting is really shitty.

I think that's basically how the alternate ending went.

"We should have been given two hours to throw away years of goodwill and fondness from fans, one wasn't enough!"

We're talking about a bunch of hobos, with fingers in each others pooper, in a strangers car with talk radio playing really loud. It's gonna be a nice evening.

I remember the commercial because it included a line about Pinocchio being tough followed by a De Niro-style "you talkin' to me?" dubbed over Roberto Benigni pulling a stupid face. The commercial played so often that it became my personal hell.

So is there any substance to the persistent Bloodborne 2 announcement rumors for next week, or just wishful thinking amplified by the power of the Internet?

I can't believe The Master of Disguise is 1%, I figured that was a sure-fire zilch. When I worked at the movie theater as a teenager that was my "duck in for a nap" movie because nobody ever bought a ticket.

Why the hell would anyone pronounce either of those words that way?

A bit of self-awareness and/or self-deprecation would have gone a long way in this article.

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It was a funny comedy with great performances that was hamstrung by pacing problems, a final act that completely fell apart, and its association with a beloved franchise. Dan Aykroyd/the Internet can't let anything go, so almost a year later we're still talking about this movie.

It's interesting how he and the other agents are dehumanized throughout the series, always being referred to as "assets" and Bourne is dismissed as a malfunctioning piece of equipment rather than a person.

"I love you, Doctor Zaius!" — George Taylor, Planet of the Apes