The revival picks up the day after Robin and Ted bang it out, with the first episode a stark reminder of why their relationship never worked despite trying a half dozen times over the years.

Dr. Horrible in: Disintegrating Ted Mosby with a Death Ray

"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."

I wish I was important enough to order people not to bother me at work. And I don't even have a fake mustache that needs gluing on every morning!

I figured he was doing his best Tobin Bell impression.

Good for them for keeping up with what the kids listen to. As a decrepit, decaying old man I'd rather listen to Stone Temple Pilots and Fort Minor than electronic pop or whatever the fuck.

The worst thing about Meteora is that it of course couldn't measure up to Hybrid Theory. Still holds up kind of okay, not as well as the first album of course.

He sells overpriced junk to Japanese teenagers, he can't exactly be rolling in dough. Plus he gave all his savings to Eli Manning to return to the yakuza!

"Hey, what's up with that weird turtleneck?"
"It's from Tina. She wants me to try different necklines."

Oh come on, Iris. Dragon Ball Z isn't that complicated, it's the story of a little boy with a tail who grows up to find out both he and his arch-enemy are aliens, and they team up to fight other aliens, one of whom becomes his greatest rival, who later becomes his most powerful ally, and they fight aliens, demons and…

It wouldn't even be that hard to retrain the guy. "Here's how to throw lightning, here's how to phase through stuff, you definitely shouldn't time travel so don't worry about that, and everything else is just running as fast as you can."

Can't wait. I love this show, and I'm glad to hear that she's fighting hard.

The Bourne Identity is one of my favorite movies of the 2000's, and still holds up well because it doesn't rely on gadgets like some of the more retroactively quaint Bond films.

"Mon ami" x1000000000000

I can't believe this guy wants to get paid for public appearances based on doing something notable stumbling upon a barely functional curiosity and having someone else fix it for him!

I think I'd be more excited about the news if the guy who found it and his son weren't treating it like it's their meal ticket. They'll be flogging the con circuit for awhile.

Go ahead and get the holster, any day now it will be cool and ironic to have one.

I think that's a point that's being missed here: that top ten percent is not a group of people you should aspire to join.

Comfort has no place in fashion!

At least they aren't jorts.