Related: how did "my name is [insert name here] and I'm here to say" become the go-to lame, hacky rap lyric in everyone's minds?

(Smokes opium in a dark basement)

It's giving me a headache and darkening my mood, so it's at least as effective as bum wine.

It only works if you're listening to crunk after every dose.

Season one did a great job of spacing out the reveals about Wells, making sure that the audience knew there was something about him that was off, but at the same time being ambiguous about his intentions.

He's done the same thing for 12 years, anyone would be a little burned out at that point. I think an extended hiatus would let everyone come back recharged and ready for the final two seasons.

He doesn't think he can eat the whole thing, but after believing in himself he's able to choke down every slice.

POWL WOWL

The IRS hasn't forgotten about Nelly.

I'll just save you some time and write the headline for the next one of these:

Something something speed healing powers.

I miss season 1, or more specifically how much I liked season 1.

Hmm that's true. Too bad they used up those characters on filler episodes…

I don't read the comics; why are so many of the Flash's rogues gallery fellow speedsters? Lack of creativity?

Wait, it's ten. I forgot The Rival. Just like everyone else did.

I guess when every single goddamn character can run super fast, a footrace becomes your go-to method of finishing a season.

He had a thousand times more chemistry with Linda and Patty, that might have something to do with it.

I was honestly expecting an F. Holy hell, this was terrible. More angst! More bad, illogical team decisions! More forced love interests! And Barry's being a dick for no reason again!

At least they aren't putting it in their asses anymore.

Hey, did you know that the best team in the NFL usually doesn't win the Super Bowl? The tournament format makes it easy for upsets to happen!