Will Ken Bone be performing at this show too?

I look forward to hearing The Flop House talk about this in a couple of months.

Elliot's been leaning hard on the dad jokes the last couple of episodes.

I thought it was hilarious that of all things to do to celebrate his birthday, Stuart wanted to watch some crappy kid's movie. I'm glad that Dan is owning the whole "sad, sad bastard" narrative.

Topher Grace took his lunch break early at the car wash to condemn Masterson's actions.

Or McClane just didn't trust a random guy skulking around a building that's been seized by terrorists.

Close. It was Stephan Urquelle.

Richard Garriott, is that you?

A guy who plays video games on the Internet currently running a completely unnecessary gauntlet of hygiene neglect is lacking in social skills?! Now I've heard everything!

Who is driving? Oh my god, Bear is driving, how can that be?!

As bad as it is for you, smoking cigarettes is cool. There's nothing cool about taking a big drag off a pen and having a huge cloud of weird smelling milky smoke pour out of your mouth.

Long live the new flesh.

I think the part that bothers me most is that it doesn't feel like a natural extension of what the site used to be, but rather they realized that SNL and Stephen Colbert got their groove (and ratings) back by slagging off Trump at every opportunity and decided that was the ticket for them too.

I assume you will be posting the one about why nobody casts McLovin in anything next.

I'm interested to know the average age of everyone else at the party. If Clayton was possibly the only one there who had tried the genuine article, was everyone else there by way of the drink's reputation? Or just because it was free booze and music?

#MoblinLivesMatter

Sorry, I only play games that force me to herd sheep for an hour before letting me do anything fun. Makes you appreciate it so much more.

It was the first good video game movie because it didn't try to completely replace the story for the big screen. A game about a martial arts tournament got adapted into a movie about a martial arts tournament.

I recall hearing that Uwe Boll's commentaries are so insane and rambling that they make watching his awful films even more hilarious and actually kind of compelling.

How can you call something a taco if it doesn't have artificial meat product inside?! Good riddance.