Maybe put some jorts and New Balance sneakers on the robot dog so it can stealth through all the boomers? 

Meanwhile, I have it on good authority that a Lancia Beetacoopay is so reliable even a trained orangutan can get one across Botswana.

Slow clap.

The xTruffle400ActiveSensing-iBougie package is an electronic update that costs $10k from the dealer. 

Eh, I’ll wait a year until Ultra Sunscreen hits shelves.

I’m in support of this brave new bladder-based paradigm for estimating EV range.

“It doesn’t look anywhere near angry enough.”

Does that make Mr. Regular an...Encyclopedia Brown?

When I saw the thumbnail, that curved roof line shorted my brain into thinking it was some kind of concept EV Baja Bug.

Tangential, I know, but I’m suddenly struck by the fact that “Cas Anvar” is somehow a much more Star Wars sounding name than “Cara Dune.”

“I call it Vera.”

...wait, sorry, wrong Jayne

Regular Car Reviews has warped my brain to reflexively, unconsciously associate these things with “winga dinga dinga dinga” car show music.

It might just be my love of cheesy alternate universes speaking, but I would love a Westinghouse Electric and Manufacturing Corporation smartphone.

“But (something something Venezuela)!”

So fancy! I’m barely keeping my head above water as a part-time alchemist in Limsa.

Given depreciation, shouldn’t American cars be bought used, and Japanese cars be bought new? 

Honestly, I liked Regular Car Reviews’ version: velociraptor + Friendster

Whatever you say, Sarge.

A homophone of “dally” makes so much sense for a car salesman there’s no way it was unintentional. 

...I lived less than five minutes from Marion’s and I never tried it. Guess I never knew what I was missing.