I lived in Dayton for six years and I don’t think I ever heard of “Dayton Style.” There are some great pizza places there but they all make wildly different types of pizza, all cross-pollinated from elsewhere. New York, Chicago, Detroit, California, etc all have representation there.

Bad idea time: what about that Acura thing, the ZDX? 

Well now I have the Star Wars main title theme in my head, a la the joyride scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Hellcat implies a car powered by (as Halftrack put it) fire and explosions. A muscle car powered by electricity should have a different name....

and (usually) a roof

Picturing some frustrated engineer at the end of his shift, as the train shuts down all around him.

You get a star for the Dresden Files reference, but Greta is very definitely Queen Mab. Terrifying, immortal, but ultimately necessary for keeping the forces of all consuming destruction at bay. 

I don’t know why Saturn/Shadowrun works so well, but it really does. Especially the original SC coupe!

Image #10 in that ad is a shelf STUFFED with old VW turn signals. Torch must be emitting steam from every pore. 

I would read the hell out of these.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Take your freaking star. 

Why wasn’t it available on the Edge? Then you could protect the edge of your Edge’s door edge with an Edge door edge protector.

May I offer a potentially unpopular opinion? The blacked-out headlight bezels (even on the yellow Jeans Bug) look pretty meh. It’s like Bumblebee got the bad end of a Cybertron bar fight.

Your chariot comes painted in Roman Red. 

A corvette with cargo space? Call it the Blockade Runner!

- there was an actual vehicle called the Mercedes Streeter, with a 12L naturally aspirated inline-7 diesel

That might actually redeem this commercial.

Couldn’t help but read “unnatural” in Palpatine’s voice.

They won’t believe you unless you put angry headlights on it.