I was hoping it would be Jordan Sargent.

The poor dope, he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.

We don’t swim in your grave, please don’t die in our pool? (And sorry. I’m done with the dark humor.)

Seriously. Even though I don’t really believe in Nessie, somehow the idea that a catfish is the best explanation for what’s inspired people to believe that something was down there is kinda demoralizing. Like worse than the theory that manatees caused sailors to believe in mermaids.

I think there will be riots if you eat Nessie. I will be rioting, anyway.

If Nessie IS a catfish and someone ATE Nessie I would be incredibly upset. :’(

Yeeeessss. Flawless logic. I am fully behind this.

LONG LIVE OGOPOGO AND NESSIE.

Ogopogo still exists in Okanagan Lake, and if Ogopogo still exists... so does Nessie!

I thought Nessie was supposed to be longer than 13 feet?

I don’t actually believe in Nessie but I do believe in the IDEA of Nessie and I’m not willing to give up on magic and fantasy yet.

What mystery monster is left? Bigfoot is a hoax. Now, Nessie is gone. At least we really have the kraken.

As all things are, I’m sure.

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

Fun fact: another key figure in the creation of IUDs was Ernst Gräfenberg, who also discovered G-spot.

IUDs do not work for me and caused me an insane amount of health problems. The article fails to mention that MOST women get bacterial vaginosis after the insertion of an IUD. If you are unlucky like me, and 3 of my girlfriends, you will wind up with round after round of a seemingly uncurable BV that oscillates between…

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

Those BigPharmaDollarz (tm) do not earn themselves.

Haha, yes you are right! The pluperfect tense consists of ‘have/has/etc.’ + the past participle. So I should have said that the ‘spun’ in ‘spun gold’ is the past participle of ‘to spin,’ not the pluperfect tense. I stand corrected.

Why are you not boxing the same person you’re playing chess against? This seems very much like they saw you coming.

I hate myself for saying this but you are actually right for the wrong reason. ‘The selfie stick spun’ is the simple past tense; ‘spun gold’ is the pluperfect.In this case they happen to be the same word, but that’s not always so. (Think of the difference between ‘I ate a sandwich’ and ‘a half-eaten sandwich.’)