Psychic, are you? And re condescending, you spot it, you got it. And based on your tone, I assume your cortisol is way up!

Just ignore them, they don’t want talk to you, anyway. Also, nothing like parents putting their kids on the phone for you to talk to, except people who put their dogs on the phone to talk to.

Because young women have been taught to find their genitals disgusting (for example, being told that using a vibrator is the way to jill off, instead of, ew, using your, ew, own hands and fingers to do it, so you don’t have to touch yourself “down there”), because advertising has brainwashed millions into believing…

Yeah, it’s lamarckian. Can you spell syko ... sicho ... psychopath?

And they re medical maggot professionals, raised in a sterile environment, unlike lay-maggots, who grow up n infesty yuck.

Yes, yes, you are.

Oooh, Lisa’s Harmless Boy magazine actually exists!

Just gonna go against the tide here and say I would be happy to maintain my six degrees of separation.

I remember that my dad, when in his 70s, would feel self-conscious with his arms uncovered — in his own backyard, away from (imagined) judgy eyes. He’d been very athletic in his youth, and had managed to retain good muscle mass well into his late middle age. I don’t think it was vanity, though, more like a sign of…

With a creepy creature who has his eyes on his palms at the end of it .... *shudder* ...

Meanwhile, at Toronto’s Carnival parade, douchy mas-crashers are taking upskirt-type pictures of ladies’ beehinds.

Here you go (truth in humor) :

“You’re always in my line.” Yeah, if lining up at a store to pay for stuff and randomly getting the same cashier a few times in a row isn’t proof, man, I don’t know what is.

Also this is so lazy. lIke Jude Law — it’s in front of you so you go for it — but only make the minimal effort at adultery. Like a cat you’re playing with, you know, dragging a string around, and the cat is like, I’ll wait till the string is closer, within reach, then maybe I’ll go for it. That kind of lazy.

Your strategic intentions are certainly worthy, but there’s no guarantee on whether they’re perceived that way. For example, some people may perceive upspeak as a sign of uncertainty? Or insufficient gumption to stand by your opinions? Because perhaps (they may suspect) you haven’t thought them out very well and…

Yes. But the gubment of Zim also looks the other way, b/c money into the economy — or, you know, officials. Hey, close enough, amiright?

You’d need a microscope to find them.

This money could have gone to something stupid, though, like Unicef or what-have-you. So he really is a wise spender.

B/c we’re not as loud as Some Other People.

Does SNL count? Because remember Krusty the Klown’s SNL sketch, the big-ear family? That.