When did removing pubic hair become a thing? I know I’m old enough to be the average Hacker’s grandmother, but this is new since my day, you young whippersnappers!

I seriously doubt their existence.

I think it’s actually a legit medical procedure if I remember my mom correctly—the maggots eat the rotting/diseased flesh and leave behind the healthy flesh.

Being forced to shower and maybe (probably not) brush my hair.

I would say affluenza is a form of psychopathy. Empathy is a shared human trait, bred out with hoarded money.

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

Brazillian Bikini wax, every five weeks. Because I’m out of my mother fucking mind.

Maggots in wounds, fish doing pedicures, and now the blessed raccoons come to fix my tragic eyebrows

That scarf has a purpose: it’s the “Elegant silk sash designed by Anne Rothschild”!!! My mom was a L’eggs woman in the 70s/80s. My sister and I would put the plastic egg halves under our shirts and pretend they were boobs. I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that.

Or you could stop being THAT predictable meat-eating troll in a thread clearly not meant for you.

Hate to be a buzzkill ladies, but what about breast, cervical, and liver cancer? (Spoiler alert: risk of all is increased with prolonged use of OCPs)

His hair is a labyrinth.

Sorry if my comment was inelegantly worded, but perhaps if you’d read the second half you’d be able to write a more specific criticism.

I’m going to play devil’s advocate and flip that around a bit; their incredible optimism and confidence is a strategy that’s effective if you look at it as a numbers game. From the perspective of evolutionary biology maybe it’s simply more efficient for men to just keep trying at every opportunity until you wear…

In the most general sense, it often doesn’t occur to them that women have value as anything other than a thing to be desired or fucked. That’s why it doesn’t occur to them that we experience and desire the full range of relationships. We are simply a thing to be fucked.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

I don’t get this line of thinking. Men and women come in contact with attractive/younger/hotter people all the time. Should a wife (or husband, for that matter) make sure their spouse is never around anyone hotter or more attractive or younger so that the spouse doesn’t get ‘tempted’.

Intriguing theory, but you’d have to be a monster to do that to your kids.

Meh. Even if she was doing that, he chose to sleep with her. No sympathy.

Didn’t Maria Von Trapp steal a married man away from his ailing wife or something? Maybe she IS exactly a Von Trapp Man Trapp™?