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Feminism, Terry Richardson Style

Well, lazy sounds delish also. :)

Oh, that sounds awesome too. I tend to go the really, really lazy route and get a package of instant pudding (I like the “cheesecake” kind for this), a package of Dream Whip, some heavy cream, and just make a thick, delicious fluff.

I had a friend make a croque en bouche at the holidays and then TAKE IT TO the party in a CAR!

Dear Scrobbler,

I have this vision of us younger generations when we become old people: pointlessly berating android servers for giving us the wrong coffee flavored beverage whose name fills half a page, pounding on the 3D Surgi-Vend Pro machine that ate their $20 but incorrectly implanted their new minicomputer chip, and in the…

My mother and I were having lunch one day when I told her a story about a terrible old man I had recently worked with. He was mean to everyone. His kids, the staff at the retirement facility, passers by - everyone. I wondered aloud what makes people behave like that toward others.

Uh, yeah, that’s...not how you make cocktail sauce. That’s...why would you think that would produce cocktail sauce?

As humans age, we first tend to lose some sense of smell, so food tastes bland to us. We also can lose sensation in our mouth and tongue ... rare, but it happens. Consider, too, that Americans have been forced to drink nasty, boiled swill called coffee until rather recently. So, for many seniors, unless it’s harsh,…

The woman then said “I don’t eat anything pureed”—apparently her reason for needing whole potatoes.

He is starting to look like a rather confused elderly spaniel.

He should commit Seppuku with a sharpened pudding pop stick. Oh, wait. That’s an honorable death.

From Time:

important to public health or safety

I’d say this matter pertains to public health and safety.

and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!

But the mad pipes in the abyss? How are you going to keep your guests from the brink of madness. This is of course assuming that Azathoth is your headliner.

This is fantastic! Now my neighbors can’t say shit about my giant blood stone circle in the backyard or the skeleton army I planted under their flower bed.

It felt like seventeen movies packed into one, and I didn’t care about any of them. Was pretty to look at, though.