Go ahead, folks. Throw rotten vegetables at me, but I could NOT even get through 10 minutes of Guardians of the Galaxy. So sad, I have a secret crush on Vin Deisel, but "I am Groot" just didn't do it for me.

I would certainly choose marmosets over pro-life activists.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

Night cheese? What is this amazing concept you speak of? I keep a bag full of raisins and sunflower seeds by my bed...which also means I have to wipe out the seeds every night before I get in it. When I used to take Ambien I also had night pudding but I never considered night cheese.

She does not look flawless; that’s why she has an army of lawyers shoot anybody who dares to take/publish an unapproved photo of her. For starters, one of her legs is bigger than the other, circumference-wise.

And if being vegan really made one’s skin tighter, then how come Bill Clinton still looks like a man his age,…

But she couldn’t (wouldn’t) touch any of my other stuff - homemade hummus, fuckin amazing potato salad, vinegar slaw fresh cut corn with cilantro sour cream dressing, gorgeous fresh cut pineapple and strawberries...

i am not going to watch the video. if you’re somebody who is dumb enough to fall for a “vegan brand” than choke on some kale. produce, seeds and nuts shouldn’t have a brand. people make me sadz.

I love Beyonce, but as someone who has access to the best plastic surgeons and dermatologists in the world, I highly doubt being vegan is the only reason why she looks ***flawless.

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

so, anybody who is so call anybody has advice book now???

Ditto. Maybe just famous for being famous. It IS the thing now.

Well, she doesn’t know what she does either. Other than being Kanye’s ex-girlfriend, and doing porn and modeling, I have no idea why this person thinks they can write an advice book about finance, love or life. Anybody who thinks it’s a good idea to inject silicone into their ass shouldn’t be allowed to give life…

If I didn’t read Jezebel I would have no idea who Amber Rose is and I still don’t know what she does.

Now I have the bad bitch song by the Ying Yang Twins featuring Mike Jones stuck in my head. And I am BEYOND okay with that.

I feel like he is! I don’t really watch network television. Or television at all. I usually watch the Daily Show and Colbert Report online.

I sort of think death might be better even.

“We bought too much of the Tilly, which was a relative of the Tippi”

I’m scared tough. What if they can get her in the UK? Maybe I’m just paranoid :S. Also, I feel so sad for all the girls and women stuck in Pakistan. This is such sad news.

I know. It’s seriously sickening.

This is very disheartening :(