*snort* Some of us already heard all that negative stuff coming from “loved ones.”

I have one particular co-worker who will go on and on and on about how busy he is, sometimes for 45 minutes to an hour at a time. When I’m truly busy (and let’s face it, there are times at work when we have to bust our butts to get the job done. Not all the time, but at certain times...). Anyway, when I’m busy, I…

Sadly, where I work, we really are swamped. Most of us are managing workloads that used to be handled by 3-4 people, so we are never really not in crisis mode. But we’re still expected to bring value-add to the table in the form of coming up with “a better way to do things”. It’s total bullshit, and I’m becoming a…

I asked my boss if I could leave an hour early once a week to get the kids at daycare, because it was exhausting my husband to deal with it every day.

Men love the phrase: “I work hard and I play hard”. Just as mature=older, that phrase=douche.

“I didn’t even have time to pee today!” - Proud Americans

Yeah I quit a national consulting firm I worked at for three years because the boss (a woman) concluded that my 60-70 hour work weeks consisted mostly of me slacking, even though I was putting out more work than other members of the staff, and working with more clients. They even tried to not pay me vacation hours…

Chapter subheading holy crap we are all going to die

Chapter one: “Crunches and Spreadsheets Won’t Save Me From The Unstoppable Roll of Time, It Turns Out, So Lets All Chill.”

I bet he takes power naps instead of just regular boring naps.

I’ll wait 7 or 8 years before his book “Doing Nothing: How I Learned the Priceless Art of Relaxation After I Had to Spend 2 Years in Bed Due to a Mysterious Chronic Illness.”

Seriously. Drive to the nearest grocery store and pick up a jar of genuine pickles. Actually don’t. Pickles are disgusting.

Nice bit of pretending your source is some 2012 NPR article, Jia, when the whole reason this is in the news is because the BBC did a feature on it a week ago:

Can we address this tiny, tiny baby head on this rotund woman’s body. #goARTyourself

Photoshop of horrors, 1832 edition.

Rihanna’s gown was my favorite.

I don't get the worship of her on this site. I mean, I respect her. I just don't get the crazy adoration.

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

It’s a disability!

I don't think she's an inhuman bitch. I think this happened to her and traumatized her very badly, and it would have happened way before there was any sort of understanding about it, or rape crisis centres, or rights, like there is now. I don't think she had any help dealing with it. So to convince herself that 'it's…