what the fuck

mexicolor mouth sounds like a disease sailors get

I think I'll stick with pink.

I'm only replying to because I, too, am in the grays and thus this doesn't count as approval of your gross justification for statutory rape that I'm going to go ahead and assume you've committed.

I just read the blog to see what you're talking about, and yeah. No thanks.

"laying down the baby hairs has no purpose on caucasian hair. "

Why does it need a purpose? People can do whatever they want! It's not black face.

I really wish I'd had that middle one a few months ago. It looks SO WARM. And if you fall down it would bounce you back up!

I should hate them but I can't. I just want to frolic around in them and make Björk fan videos for my favorite songs.

The advisory committee has recommended that these agencies "re-evaluate" their stance on tuna for pregnant women. In the report, the panel argues that albacore tuna is a "special case."

You will love that vasectomy. It's my favorite thing my husband has ever done for me.

say it, frenchie!

After reading that email, I'm going to drive or ski up to Cambridge tomorrow and put this in the Harvard 'Good Ideas' Suggestion Box that's mounted outside Widener:

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

Let us all agree to never be creative again.

No, it's the staple in the navel. When we were young and forming our sexual preferences and fetishes those staples were the only belly button piercings around.

Because it's a opportunity for upstanding "family men" to read a supposedly wholesome magazine and ogle attractive women while simultaneously slut-shaming them for having the audacity to display their bodies in what is supposed to be a family-friendly medium.

Don't worry, you won't. This photo wasn't actually in the magazine, it was leaked. Marie Claire would never publish a picture like this. It might make their readers feel less self loathing.