Great artist, insufferable person. File with all the others.

"There are those moments when I wax feminine"

She does look like a Barbie cake. And she looks like a Cake Wrecks Barbie cake.

Kim stole Liberace's robe.

I prefer when it is just frowned upon.

The ban just makes it sexier. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meddling Christians: now we'll never know how many exorcists it takes to change a flickering light bulb

I read the actual decision. The real problem was that the care home didn't pay the exorcist. So the judge ordered they be repossessed.

I'm glad they aren't making movies for kids anymore. The have shitty taste. Proof- my kid loved Chimps in Space. More proof- There was an actual hit movie with John Travolta as a talking dog.

So wrong… and yet so right.

Word.

"First, remove the grapes from the stem"

Seriously? There are people who wash each individual grape? I've never done anything more than rinse them off with the gross sprayer at the kitchen sink, and I haven't died yet (at least that I'm aware of).

Business idea #2: a place where people can go to snuggle with cats while not doing yoga.

Business idea: a yoga studio full of cats who jump on you and snuggle you while you do your yoga.

I don't mind the corrugated steel, but I think it would look cooler with a rust patina.

It's very hard to laugh at someone who's very attractive, I think.

Join us fatties and you can be funny too! We have cookies, obviously.

This part is utter bullshit: