Hooo boy. I cringed so hard I think I might have sprained something.

She was fluffing up her bedding.

You would do the same if you had a dog that fluffy, Rebecca. Don't blame our fearless leaders for this one.

I like how the cat first kneaded the dog to make him soft.

Hippos and oxpeckers (which I think these birds are) have a symbiotic relationship. The birds eat the parasites that infest a hippos skin. So...these birds aren't so much pestering the hippo as they are helping him be healthy and live a long life. He's just too stupid to know it's for his own good.

I'm I've been waiting for their opening for weeks. And they did not disappoint. Brava, Amy & Tina. Brava.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Don't apologize! Different points of view are what make this forum great.

It's so, so good! Okay, I'm partial to green velvet at any damn time, but this is fantastic.

AMAL CLOONEY IS WEARING EVENING GLOVES THAT SHE TOOK OUT OF HER OWN CLOSET. SHE IS SO AMAZING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

JESUS HUSSEIN CHRIST, PLEASE BEFRIEND A TAILOR, LENA DUNHAM!

Never noticed this before, but Bruce Dern and the killer cabbie from the very first episode of Sherlock look alike.

LOVE the green velvet.

Sure, but that's how it translates out to lay people. You have a sip of wine and suddenly you've murdered your baby.

It's more, "you drink to the point of passing out on a regular basis" type of thing :/ . Not saying that sub passing out levels of drinking can't cause it, just that it's not usually associated with what medical professionals consider light to moderate drinking.

Oh no, it's totally a thing, but it's not "you drink booze and your child will be sick" kind of thing, necessarily.

Not these?

i like the dress

Obvious shoe choice. C'mon.