Flurfy butt <3

We all want to know about the monogrammed thermoses line for 2015

Maybe her Nan was worried about her kidneys catching a chill.

but can we talk about she's wearing basically the corset version of an ugly christmas sweater?

Yeah, that's a bit much.

Looks like a washboard with two Sno Balls glued on.

"I love the man. I support you, Bill. We're praying for you... aren't there more important things to talk about in this world?"

Unless you have enough for all of us, just hush.

Was there ever any doubt that it was photoshpped?! It looks like a fucking painting.

Shut the front door! Was your mother Elizabeth Taylor?

This sounds a little bit like my boyfriend's parents but they've only (lol) been married for 30 years. They despise each other. But, neither of them are strong enough people to just suck it up and leave the other, so they are destined to be in misery for the rest of their days.

I'm forced to ask a question here about something I've never understood: How can you (and others of the same ilk) sleep at night? Are you seriously saying that you don't track everything that goes in and out of your accounts, down to the last penny? You have auto-pay, but you don't track the payments and so you don't…

It's... flat. Not that the hair is flat, but that it looks like it's two-dimensional.

BUT THE SIMBALISM.

Wait, why did it not occur to me earlier that "Oprah!!!" is the obvious answer to Who Should be Taylor Swift's Black Friend? This just totally confirms it.

I'm commissioning a painting of myself luxuriating beside a guinea pig.

God, those puns are a catastrophe. They may be your pride and joy, but mane-ly they're just awful.

That's the mane point!

He's saying,"As much as I've had to eat today, I wonder if this meat wrapped in lettuce tastes any good".

OMG THAT DRESS IS GORGE