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I thought she had a very long, very broken arm until I realized what was going on.

I'm pretty sure "breading" a cow is just a chicken-fried steak tbh.

Look who brought pudding!

Drink gravy out of a Thermos. Got it.

Yeah, she's a TERF. Feminists need to face the fact that our idols aren't immune to feet-of-clay syndrome. Basically, once you start idolizing anyone, you're setting yourself up for either disillusionment or becoming a mendacious apologist.

"... you can basically forget it..." cos that's what everyone should do with all their camp fires.

Unless you have an overbearing grandmother who not only notices how many helpings you're eatjng but also the quantity. Not taking thirds or fourths, or God-forbid being the first person done eatjng, means you get more whether or not you want it.

"FINALLY: Albanian singer Bleona in the pasties and body stocking. Girl. No. This is Rihanna's world and you're just living in it."

He also said "I'm not saying that what these woman claim happened, didn't happen." and then two paragraphs later "His detractors and accusers smack of something else than truth — they carry the faint aroma of deceit".

Didn't you know, he wrote that on 'Opposite Day'. We were supposed to read the opposite of everything he wrote.

This whole situation is a goddamn mess.

All I'm taking from these pictures is that nobody should ever wear that dress.

Someone has egg on their face now. Unilever perhaps?

I specifically do not want a funeral for this reason.

is it weird that I don't really care about any of this, I'm going to get an id bracelet, that donates my body to science. The funeral business is such an extortionist industry, I would hate for my loved ones to be burdened with such an unnecessary expense.

What a happy, cheerful, uplifting story (cough) for a Sunday afternoon as my cats and I snuggle on the sofa.

Also the face of a total dipshit. if she had another brain it'd die of loneliness.

Literal gym isnt necessary though. Just outside time, walk around. It's ridiculous that its something that is discouraged.

Disclaimer: I do believe sitting is bad health. Just stating a question.

Did anyone else get up during this article? I stood up to read the second half hah.