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What does it matter if the Gagosian (!!) is still showing his stuff?

Hey, Torontonians, is this the place where there was that murder of one of the imported servants?? Not being gruesome, but something like this happened in a fancy mansion within the last 5-ish years.

Shove over, sister, the joint’s mine, see?

We will need a lot of coffee first!!! And to check if our underwear is still in our underwear drawers!!!

I think it’s just a relative.

This is like the time Sean Connery, who was about 97 at the time, didn’t want Sela Ward to be his romantic co-star because she was too old, at 34. Mad TV did a hideously cruel and hilarious take-off of that — oh, would that I could find it in the Utoob on the internets! I was peeing my pants, and not because I’m over

We should commit it sooner because we’re cranky at menopause and long past our last fuckable day, so wha’s the point of being alive anymore? If random men on the street don’t gawk at you or make sexual comments, what the hell good are you?

He’s a mega-star, so for sure he has input — but his on-screen persona isn’t Mr. Super Sexy, it’s Nice/Good Guy, so he has to maintain it by not being paired with vapid hotties, but instead, Hollywood’s idea of smart (albeit very attractive ) women.

Dick Cheney doesn’t have a heart.

... and it was a History class! ...

Beats me, I’m not American.

Yes, because that is the only possibility.

In that case, she couldn’t possibly have!

There was an interview on CBC after this happened where a reproductive specialist said this happens in one in x thousands of births and there are many reasons; irregular and infrequent periods, very little weight gain, etc. This woman apparently was at a doctor’s recently and did a pregnancy test and it said negative,

Just slid off my chair here ... must be dizzy or something ...

Ditto, well said, etc. Also, he’s some spicy meatball, so I look forward to his portrayal as whatever it is because Jude Law.

Testify!!

I that transparent boots? ...

Except it was up here in Toronto ... :(

Are you aroused and titillated Cubistly?