More ike assholes.

Well, my cell autocorrected “doctor” to “demon” once ... made me think it was possessed!!! Of bad programming!!

At one point, there were some people getting all sweaty and upset about a free, all-ages show by Toronto’s Bare Naked Ladies!!! Because bare naked!!! An children!!!! Ohhh, apocalypse!!!!

That is true, I just remember reading something about it, and also a few celebrities mentioning it to Letterman when they were on, about “meat lockers” and ladies’ nipples stuff. So I surmised that that particular theatre might possibly be extra cold.

Wear a frontless dress, then. No law agin that, right?

They’re not offended, they get boners and are em bare assed. Except at that age, they get boners thinking about wheat exports to the EU. And the chromatic scale. Also, fonts.

Yeah, that argument is the same as “Women should wear burkas because then men won’t be overcome constantly by lust, if the gals are all covered up!” Major horseshit.

Yes! I wondered if that was part of the ‘bit’ and if so, what does it mean?

Letterman kept the studio at a freezing temp., apparently.

This is a true and genuine fascinator!

I do not wear yoga pants. But yes, off the rack is made for who knows who. Not me, anyhoo.

Same fairy pond we all go to to we get every little thing our hearts ever desired!!!

Ars longa, clothing brevis.

Maybe grandma doesn’t give a flying fuck about what people think of her appearance. Maybe grandma prefers to be comfortable. Maybe grandma is poor.

See above. They do make clothes that fit you — if you have the cash.

“Sept what happens is: the older, fuller, wallety-er figured women see something they like on the runway or in the (eh-ehem) atelier, and then a dress is whipped what looks exactly like the runway thing except it’s ... more ... you know, fitted to the customer’s dimension.

You’re right but also, ow much money do the people (wimmen) who make expensive stuff get? Sure, the couture house gets some big bucks, but the woman who sews on the Swarovski crystals over the whole freakin’ gown — is she going to and from work in a limo?

Except most olds wither don’t have the funds or have the funds but have figured out the fashion world for what it is, so it’s not likely they’re gonna.

The thought f spending that much money on clothing even over a 10-year span makes me sick.

I gotta tell ya, though, I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out the name of the company you worked for ...