Not sure what this means, exactly. Should a person who’s saying to him/herself “You’re not capable of achieving this goal” imagine a loved one saying “You’re not capable of achieving this goal”? That’s not exactly helpful. And unfortunately, the critical voice in your head came from somewhere, and it’s usually from a…

I was only half serious, and I know there are lots of people, like you, for example, who really are swamped. I think I was more referring to people who like to pretend they’re busy and go on about it, martyr-like, but it’s just kind of a version of humble bragging.

aka, be a psychopath!

Yes, whenever someone says to me, “I’m swamped with work!” or something to that effect, I just figure, “Nah, just you’re disorganized and ineffectual.”

“you can’t just refuse to spend any time with kids or a spouse until 7 PM”

zzzzzzzzzz ...

I like that you offer options.

You throw these abominations out and go buy some nice kosher dills.

I’m a sad Canadian, eh? This link won’t play for us, so I suppose I’ll go oot and aboot instead.

Yes, she wouldn’t make a very good mom, in that respect, anyway. Maybe in other respects, though, what with having made it in a ‘man’s field.’ I don’t know, it’s all depressing.

probably

The Shining.

Wow, this guy doesn’t do anything himself.

... because the good fats in avocado will kill her ...

Don’t be mad at the haters, they were literally born that way. To them, cilantro tastes like soap. Maybe that’s why there isn’t any in Chipotle’s guac, cos that cuts down on potential customers.

But it’s only widdle baby kittie poo!

Good motto, but it might not fit on a license plate! I guess mine was the short version. :)

Wasn’t here some study that showed there was poo on most cell phones? Well, poo germs, anyway?

Maybe kitten poo.

Especially as there’s some science showing that when you allow kids to grow up messy, and with a pet, rather than super-clean and germ-free, their chances of getting asthma are much lower.