but that dress ... that squishy, painful-looking purple dress ... like sturdy armour mutilating delicate flesh ...

Sardines are nice on cream cheese on dark rye, with fresh tomato slices.

If you have a Portuguese grocery store with fresh fish anywhere near you, they might have them. Or frozen.

Even though the Framingham study pointed out that women who had more than one glass of milk a day had more fractures. But milk is white and pictures of skellytons are white — so!

Ain't enough meaat on the boy for a proper roastin' ...

Yes, it's chow-DERRR.

Yah, but Nicky, Vinny and Tony don't got nothin' on newbs Vlad, Ivan, and Sergei.

Prolly outsourced to India ...

You think that will happen? They are bubble-wrapped in money, stupidity, arrogance, and obliviousness to what's going on around them.

Older men are only aroused by fold lines. It's a secret, shhh.

I think people of all sexual preferences stare at people of all sexual preferences. Most of our brain is dedicated to vision, we like to look. Dogs like to sniff. We would, too, if our sense of smell was so informative!

All the moral superiority, too!

I think this year is 'Annual possibly pussy controversy' — switching it up a bit, as per great journalism.

Maybe yes, maybe not, but that would just put her into the "famous musicians" category, wouldnt't it? And would she sound like such a 'douchebag' if she were a man saying that she didn't want to produce music that she thought was crappy and not up to par?

Kanye West at 71? Dead or having been forgotten for a long, long time.

Bread 'n' butter!

She has no carpet.

Also, sadly, like a spare toilet paper roll cover some people think is an attractive loo accessory.

Ok, well, here goes. When two people really love each other ... no, wait. It's the other one. Ok. When a man doesn't shave his face for many months ...

I'd give you a hunert stars, just for that one.