They're formal arm warmers!

This is terrifying! can you eat the WHOLE thing?? I mean, is someone going to stick a knife into the cake-bride head?

Yeah, I hate pastels ...

Yes, and then the women get thrown under the bus. I will be referring to these women as "bus scapegoats" from now on.

Yes, I can hardly wait!

Am I missing something here? These may be good for birth control but what about STD's? Still need a condom, no? Also, again with the onus on the woman. Also, just curious, can you still get an MRI if necessary for some non-related medical diagnosis? Are IUD's safe metals to have in your body for that sort of imaging?

What is "leftover pizza"?

Yeah, and no recycling, this one's for the landfill. Especially if her city incinerates trash for energy.

Shutting down the skuzzballs — yes. But this being proof that the Internet "NEEDS" to be censored? No — plus, scary slope!

They enjoy watching flushing, also.

Jesses and bells.

Perfect! I've been looking for some good winter clothes and these are just the ticket! Also, those platform shoes are bound to keep me high above the snow. Good job!

Salt intake advice has been altered to we're not getting enough.

Nuke or leave on rads in winter. Hot and/or bone dry = can't support micro-organisms.

I let mine be, cos then the skunks and raccons have something to eat besides my garbage.

Was it even wax paper? Or was it parchment paper?

I thought that was just salty wtaer, not oil. But whichever, yeah, bork.

Difficult as it may be for you to believe, I do realize that pasteurization has nothing to do with hormones. I was speaking about blatant agendas, but I suppose you missed that. You suggested the pasteurization people had one; I added that the dairy producers have one, also. I think that was quite clear. And telling…

Blatant agenda, you say?? Like dairy farmers spending billions to lobby the government to allow them to feed cows hormone-disrupting chemicals so the cows produce more milk, so they, the farmers, make more money? Which I suppose you drink, or eat the products made thereof? Did I mention that part where hormone…

"Seedy" history, ha ha. Good one. Any man's dating history would be that, alright.